Portland Beer Mile

DESCRIPTION:
But if that's not enough for you than come out, have fun, possibly puke and definitely earn a handmade award for the 4th Annual Super Secret Portland Beer Mile (clearly it's not that secret if YOU got an invite ). It's a BYOB thing but I'll have a few extra just in case you need it. Join us for most fun race you'll ever suck at.

RACE OPTIONS:
Single runner: 4 Beers, 4 Laps.
2 Person Relay: 2 Beers, 2 Laps (each).

LOCATION:
It's a secret till the day of the race.

RULES:
1st rule: BYOB, 12oz, anything at 5% ABV or above.
2nd rule: Don't invite the police.
3rd rule: Always reread the 1st rule.
4th rule: The location is a secret and we'll tell you privately where it will be so don't go posting it online.
5th rule: HAVE FUN

AWARDS:
1st Place Overall Male & Female: Laurels & the Golden Cup
2nd Place: Silver Bottle
3rd Place: Nothing or maybe gum?
4th or 5th Place: The Big Number

1st Place Team: The Golden Shoes
2nd Place Team: Silver Inserts
3rd Place Team: Nothing or maybe a hi-5?

OTHER AWARDS:
Quickest Drinker
Slowest Drinker
Quickie Not Bestie
Biggest Baby
Last Place
First to Drop / Big X
*Others TBD*